Maritina

Maritina has a beautiful face and soul. She is so thick and everyone would like to be her partner. She is quite aloof and antisocial but still her beautiful personality blooms in every situation. She is cunning and has an amazing sense of humor. She is kind of caring but her honesty seems to hurt people sometimes. She loves clever people but despises the cringy, stupid ones. Overall Maritina is the person everyone looks up to. She is perfectly perfect!

"Oh my god i can't handle the amount of perfection this girl carries! Who is it?"

"She is Maritina my best friend. "

by cartIiiI January 17, 2021

Margate NJ

A small rich town where kids think that they are gangsters and 2 fuck boy twins that fuck all us girls over and in the summer the shoobs come down and it is ran by a tall rich kid that lives in the suburbs outside of philly and the rest of the kids well they are all basically the same way and think that they can beat everyone up when they won't hurt a fly.

oh your from margate NJ you must be rich

by bigchopper1922 November 24, 2016

Margetisum

A person in a state of extreme depression, but memeified.

"Why does Luke always look so depressed?"
"Because he has Margetisum"

by SkinnyChickenNoodle May 15, 2018

Margie Pickle

A Margie Pickle is when you are being given a blowjob and she sneezes on your dick.

"My girl was givin me head and accidentally gave me a Margie Pickle."

by Sans Tells the Truth November 7, 2018

Margot

Margot is an eccentric and fun loving girl. Being European, her accent is cute and she is gorgeous. She has a big heart and is one of the most kindest girls you will ever meet. Margot can make friends with just about anyone, even if they are from another country! She is leveled headed and responsible-living up to fulfill any task at hand never let's anyone down. She's traveled across the world and gone on many adventures, but to her home is defiantly where the heart is. This girl is like a ball of fire, like the first star you see at night. However she can keep to herself and be shy or quiet, but when she is comfortable she'll shine-lighting up the world with just her smile. She is multi-talented, from dancing to playing an instrument, you would think she could do anything. Margot is the smartest girl, and can even speak several languages. She is like a breath of fresh air. Margot enjoys the small things in life, loving caramel, tea, and pretzels. She is unique and bombastic, one of a kind. Artistic and musical. Sweet and gentle. Fun and adventurous. She makes the world stop and stare. Margot is truly amazing and you'd be lucky to have her as a friend or more!

"Wow did you see that girl?!"
"How could I have missed her?! She is totally a Margot!"

by B-rah 76 October 27, 2016

Margot

Margot is by far the sweetest, kindest, gentlest person I know. She has the biggest heart and makes you feel like the most important person on earth. She is beautiful. She has a natural beauty that no amount of makeup could touch, and her happiness and kindness makes her the most radiant person ever. She is hardworking, devoted and loyal. She will never let you down. She is funny and has a great sense of humor when you get to know her. She gives the best gifts and advice, and is respectful and never judgemental. She is super smart, too, but doesn't brag or show off. She has great sportsmanship and is good at everything. She us strong, and caring and everything amazing. She us extremely supportive and loving, and everyone should have a Margot in their life.

"Who is the best person I know? Well, is that even a real question? It's Margot, of course!"
"She makes me proud, that Margot. She is perfect."

by CaymendRedor December 17, 2018

marital outsourcing

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

by Jamison313 April 17, 2008