marcoletsgo

a marcoletsgo is some type of person that is better then you in anyway shape or form

you can find marcoletsgo in world 116 on runescape

marcoletsgo is the best runescape player with a life.

marcoletsgo owns you

by marcoletsgo April 4, 2010

Marcoed

Cheating on your girlfriend in your house while she is asleep in your bed.

"Dude last night I marcoed this bitch so hard"
"I hope Katharine don't find out how I been marcoing hoes left and right."

by Foreskinz October 21, 2011

Marcolepsy

A condition wherin an individual (usually female, though not always) has an uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while engaged in sexual congress with a guy who claims to be Spanish. This is a dangerous condition, which can sometimes result in the sufferer to receive an unexpected dirty sanchez.

Hey, how was the party last night?

Not so great--I got food poisoning from the "Spanish" tortilla, and ended up with a bout of Marcolepsy. I need a shower. And some bleach.

by Lauriefishes June 16, 2011

marcolepsy

seizure induced euphoria resulting from experiencing marco, a combining form meaning “happy seizure,” used in describing ultimate awesomeness in this life and the next

Variants: marcoleptic, marcolepnia, marcolepxtacy, marcoleptitude

Dude! You're a marcoleptic!

As Dawn lay on her bed shaking, she knew in all her being that marcolepsy was more fantastic than she had ever imagined.

One of the most notable signs of marcolepsy is shaking in your inner being.

by ocramcube February 3, 2010

Marcolepsy

A condition characterised by a tendency to fall into a deep short sleep after being subjected to boring and deadly dull Spotify podcasts by attention-seeking narcissistic liars who only want to talk about themselves.

I see Harry was late clocking in for his McDonald's shift again. He said he had another Marcolepsy attack.

by Ada Shuffle October 5, 2022

Marcoed

Marcoed

to marco

>> verb

Used in card games when someone unnecessarily hands a Trump-Card to the next person
E.G. Durak

"Aww dude, you just marcoed him!"
"Hahah, get marcoed noob"

by Jaysweealbum May 1, 2019

marcosexual

When you are in love with Marco Bodt (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only and you get "offended" when someone makes a half joke about him aka freckled jesus.

Gabi: "so you're bisexual?"
y/n: "no, I'm marcosexual"

by YanderesUnite January 5, 2021