A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.
Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
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A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists
Male 1: What a Pouff
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists
Male 1: What a Pouff
by egginawhole!!!! November 10, 2011
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by gg bibba August 12, 2019
Get the Oliver Mathieson mug.Maltheist is a person who blames God for all crimes and unluck on this world (maltheist can be christian (hates jesus and "father"), muslim (hates alah) and so on) AND belive that God is evil and uses humans to have fun - have something to laugh at and play with.
Misotheist is almost synonymum, but misotheists don't think God is controlling humanity to have fun/laught at them. Both Misotheism and Maltheism have same ideology: "God hates us all!".
Maltheist who doesn't like or approve any other religions is called 'Conservative maltheist', opposite is 'Liberate maltheist' (extremely uncommon).
Maltheists (and also misotheists) are often mistaken for Atheists - Atheists don't belive in god, and you cannot hate something that doesn't exist (or you simply don't belive in it).
Maltheism does not come from Malta, but Germany. Maltheism has simply nothing to do with Malta (country)
Misotheist is almost synonymum, but misotheists don't think God is controlling humanity to have fun/laught at them. Both Misotheism and Maltheism have same ideology: "God hates us all!".
Maltheist who doesn't like or approve any other religions is called 'Conservative maltheist', opposite is 'Liberate maltheist' (extremely uncommon).
Maltheists (and also misotheists) are often mistaken for Atheists - Atheists don't belive in god, and you cannot hate something that doesn't exist (or you simply don't belive in it).
Maltheism does not come from Malta, but Germany. Maltheism has simply nothing to do with Malta (country)
Teacher: What is your religion?
Pupil: I'm Maltheist.
Teacher: Oh, why?
Pupil: Because he is freaking annoyng, takes away all my luck in games. I'd kill that guy if I could. God hates me! God hates us all!
Pupil: I'm Maltheist.
Teacher: Oh, why?
Pupil: Because he is freaking annoyng, takes away all my luck in games. I'd kill that guy if I could. God hates me! God hates us all!
by thirical November 3, 2017
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girl 1: i have been cheated on so many times by this guy! why should i marry him?
girl 2: because he learned his mistakes and has turned around completely. plus if you marry him, it will make you an erin matthies
girl 2: because he learned his mistakes and has turned around completely. plus if you marry him, it will make you an erin matthies
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Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
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