A neighboring town to South Orange and Milburn. It is vastly superior to all other towns, and it is the home of the almighty Bober.
Columbia High School resides in Maplewood and not in South Orange; therefore, Maplewood is vastly superior to South Orange.
by Boberlicious January 17, 2009
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Person #1: Maplewood is the greatest town in this hateful world. We truly tolerate and include all people no matter what.
Person #2: I don't really like Obama.
Person #1: Get the fuck out.
Person #2: I don't really like Obama.
Person #1: Get the fuck out.
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Possibly the best town in essex county... cut in half probably somewhere in between prospect and springfield ave that being maplehood and maplewood... home of the newark/irivington born gangster as well as italians irish scotts etc etc.. some people think south orange is a much better town but every1 knows that south orange are a bunch of fags and we run them... maplewood is the best town of essex county which is the best count of jersey which is the best state in the nation....simply put
by maplewoodforever August 22, 2006
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i can never decide if I love or hate maplewoodstock, but I definitely have strong feelings about it.
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Get the maplewoodstock mug.The best town on earth. Located between south orange and millburn bet much better than both of those towns. The people are greate and everyone is so nice (for the most part). Maplewood uses an alarming amount of weed and alcohol but over all its a great town. Maplewood is also the neutral zone of maplehood and maplegood it's inbetween. This includes town the parks but not the middle school its on it's own island of maplehood.
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