manure salesman

(n). See shit spreader.

I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.

by boggler December 28, 2005

Manure Scoop

Shitting in a girls pussy and then using your tongue as the “manure scoop ”

Brody was givin his girl the “manure scoop” last night

by LilKimbo March 5, 2021

manure-ahh

(v).To have anal sex with a Jewish girl.

Yo Son, I manure-ahhed Mindy Fleischman last night in the backseat of her dad's Lexus!

by Benny Doorstop January 3, 2005

Manure Foot

A person's dance partner who moves like he stepped in horse manure with one foot and he's trying to kick it off with the other foot. Ususally reserved for a beginner who cannot keep tempo with the music.

"Gee, Sally, how'd you get stuck dancing with that manure foot?"

by Jon Scott June 14, 2007

Manure Maneuver

When your girl shits on your cock while doing anal and she eats it off

Bro my girl did the best manure maneuver

by BrentSon69 September 29, 2021

Manure monkey

A term used towards Sri Lankans during the early 1900s by the British, highly derogatory and is a banned phrase in many countries the term is consider Worse than the N word as the British would murder Sri Lankans while yelling this

Oscar is a manure monkey

by Splatella November 24, 2025

Manure Skewer

The name for a males penis when engaging in anal sex.

Hey Jennifer! How about you let me stick my Manure Skewer in your Stink Wrinkle.

by Poopy Pusher January 2, 2026