Manvention

An invention made by a man for women. Typically ridiculous in nature, have shitty product reviews, and result in money loss/bankruptcy.

Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills

**Child points to screen** "Mom what's a Bluetooth tampon?"
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**

Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"

Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."

by @amandabohbanda July 13, 2016

Manceptional

What is Manceptional? Manceptional is a state of being. It’s the way you feel the first time you put on a custom tailored three piece suit. The way you feel after making love to a beautiful woman for two days straight and she says “thank you”. Manceptional is being able to fluently speak five languages, two of which are native to your own private island. It’s being a man who can build things with his bare hands which lesser men would need “tools” to do. When you are Manceptional women want to be with you, and men begin to doubt their sexual orientation. When you are Manceptional you sit at the top of the food-chain that is mankind, which means you are at the top of the food-chain that is at the top of the food chain. When you are Manceptional you can walk into any room with confidence, not because you fit in- lesser men fit in- but because you are Manceptional.

If people place bids on your facebook pictures, you are manceptional.

by Manceptional August 7, 2012

Manception

When a man starts mansplaining to a woman about what mansplaining is.

I was talking to my girls about mansplianing the other day, and this dude butts in on the conversation and starts talking over me about stuff we already knew. It was manception.

by SavageBoobsMcghee July 22, 2018

manfection

The perfect and ultimate physical embodiment of masculinity.

'I am manfection, no doubt about it.'

by Mr. Smith. May 23, 2007

Mantation (n.)

Typically 5 plus males living in glorious harmony in the same residence, refer to brotel.

Mantation (n.)

Valiant men are grown on the mantation.

Hey there's a party at that sweet mantation.

by msucrew December 24, 2009

Mactentious

Adjective describing those who purchase Apple products in order to fit in with the "cool" crowd. The Mactentious often bring their Macbooks and iPads in coffee shops pretending to read various blogs and classic literature. The Mactentious will argue without reason that everyone should own a Mac due to it's superiority, ignoring all logical arguments. Mactentious people will often be seen wearing scarves, fedoras, and only drink fair trade coffee.

Johnny: How do I view the properties for this folder? Your mouse has no right click.

Jimmy: Right click? Pfftt. Well, you COULD change the settings to activate a right click. But the Mac is perfect as it is.

Johnny: Your so Mactentious.

by Musehobo October 26, 2010

Manception

...is when a man is within another man

Homosexuals often have manceptions

by Clinically Creepy May 17, 2014