Manstipator

A bloke (male) who is transitioning to lady (female) or vice verser.

You usually cannot tell what sex the person is.

Hey look over there, a manstipator!

by Roma2005 April 15, 2023

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

momstipated

When your kids won't leave you alone long enough so you can take a shit.

Inability to shit because you have an audience of small people.

Becca, I haven't been able to shit for days...I'm momstipated. They never let me shit in peace.

by Broken&DamagedGoods April 2, 2016