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Manslation

mans-ley-shuhn, tranz- /mænsˈleɪʃən/ noun
when a man translates another man's words/actions into plain English that women can understand & interpret
John told me that he needed space & wanted to test the waters. I was confused so I contacted Mike so that he could provide the manslation.
by @aj2fab July 23, 2010
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mangulation

A hybrid of mangle and strangulation, a mashup of words
Macintrash, Windoze, Linsux: These are mangulations of Macintosh, Windows and Linux.
by ceeyewenty January 3, 2009
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Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013
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manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.
Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
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manlationship

The intense friendship between two guys that may even be borderline homosexual. This can be synonymous with heterolifemate.
Bill and Ted have been in a manlationship for a long time now. Their girlfriends are starting to get jealous.
by Colto22 May 18, 2009
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manslation

To interpret a woman's words or instructions into a language men can understand.
Debbie handed me her purse and said to keep an eye on her Marc Jacobs she got in New York. I looked at Mike for a manslation and he said...."be careful, it's very expensive"...then i understood.
by hiplanezdrifer December 9, 2008
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manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
eg: w loots - manstration
by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011
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