Mangolious Theorem

The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.

The mangolious theorem is so long and complicated, that only its creater can even begin to use it.

by Mangolious December 14, 2010

Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.

I remember mangling the midget to this video.

by Lothario the Scandalous September 17, 2011

Mango

THE BEST FRIUT IN THE WHOLE WORLD. IT TASTE LIKE JUICY APPLES BUT BETTER. YOU THINK BIG BANANAS ARE GOOD TASTE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. GET IT RIGHT.

“omg that girl is probably eats mangos cause shes so thicc”

by EatMyMango123 January 28, 2019

mango picker

A derogatory term towards someone of Sri Lanken descent.

"Go back to Sri Lanka ya fuckin' Mango Picker!"

by American Badass October 22, 2013

Mangie

A nickname of a mango White Claw

"hey can you pass me a Mangie"

by GinevraRose November 1, 2019

Chuck Mangione

A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.

CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.

by Jimbo February 13, 2005

Mango Monkey

A slur for one of Filipino descent.

Person 1: Hey do you know about those Filipinos.

Person 2:Uh do you mean Kyle, Duke, and Ivan?
Person 1: Yeah those Mango Monkeys

by fullmetalflash23 September 10, 2021