Mandruff

When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.

I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.

by Big Nation April 11, 2003

mandruff

similar to dandruff, it is dry flakes falling from a man's balls.

Petey tried to use Head & Shoulders on his nuts, but he still had mandruff accumulating in his tighty whiteys.

by Bobby Hopkins April 19, 2006

Mandruff

Dried semen in hair that looks just like dandruff. But isn't.

Is that mandruff in your hair or were you just really excited about your eggs n' grits?

Hey, you might not want to ask her out. She's got bad mandruff. On second thought, maybe you should.

by MaxRocket April 9, 2016

mandruff

men's dandruff - dandruff found on men's scalp and beard.

you should consult a dermatologist if you are suffering from mandruff

by canthisflynn February 16, 2021

mandruff

used to describe bitter hook fingered grey haired old men

look at john he is such a mandruff

by D Chich June 12, 2008

mandruff

One day, some stoned happy chappy was thinking of things that rhymed with dandruff, and by some happy coincidence, along came a man inflicted with the 'druff, to which stoned happy chappy cried, 'Mandruff!'
And so it was. Do you see?

Hairdresser: ah jeez, your head is mandruff central, dude. You ever thought about modelling for christmas cards?
Dude: Oh christ no!

by Nat October 23, 2004

mandruff

dead skin, concealed beneath facial hair, that flakes away when you play with it, leaving a trail of snow down the front of your shirt. very similar to the concept of dandruff, but mostly only applicable to men.

dude, you've got mandruff. shampoo your face.

by cunning stunts September 29, 2009