maletas

Someone who sucks at soccer/football or you can use it as a comback when someone sucks at something

Rudy your such a maletas at football

by Jeffrey p January 26, 2017

Manletarian

A beta of all beta's. A person that is 5"6 and claims to be 5"11. Some are known for their extraordinary talent at short man sports excelling in bird watching, futsal and indoor soccer. Short man syndrome mask their low self esteem with heavy ego lifting at the gymnasium and using weightlifting belts to support their insignificant spine. With a body fat percentage higher than their percentage exam mark to get into Medicine school its no doubt manletarians are below midgets in life.

The 'manletarian' wept as an alpha entered the room and took the spotlight

by whisperingeye6969696969 October 19, 2016

mancleanse

The time period during which a woman refuses to date men because of a recent bad break-up. She may be aloof, sarcastic or rude to all guys who approach her as they remind the woman of her man.

Uh oh, Jennifer is going through a mancleanse, she has been snapping at every man she talks to all day. boycleanse, mistercleanse, mandump, done with men, sick of men, men are evil

by joecoolthefool March 31, 2015

manclas

a male chancla.
Chanclas worn by dominican men with knee high white socks in the summer. Also worn by Jesu crito imitators and Hippies, except unlike 'minicans this dudes rock em even when it snows.
Not to be confused with mandals, manclas are made of rubber..open toe or flip flop like.

He was rockin the manclas last nite.
How he gonna come pick me up wearing the manclas?

by SARB October 27, 2007

manlets

Manlets are males who are shorter than 5ft10. They suffer from manletism and can often be found futilely lifting weights in the local manlet pit, in a hilarious attempt at increasing their nonexistent masculinity or prancing around town in high heels after embracing their inherent effeminacy.

Look at those silly manlets tussling over a pair of high heels over there! Oh, I thought they were just a bunch of little girls...

by ManletDepreciator July 14, 2024

manletism

The crippling condition of being a manlet. Any male shorter than 5ft10 is a manlet. Manletism is inextricably linked to the Napoleon complex, which axiomatically afflicts all manlets. Manlets are very fond of the song Short People by Randy Newman and have in fact declared it to be the anthem of manletism.

Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart throwing a hissy fit over there because he's too short to ride the roller coaster? Just brutal, that's one of the most severe cases of manletism that I have ever seen! Prison wife status, no doubt about that.

by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024

manletspeak

The high-pitched and squeaky-voiced language of the manlet. Rumored to originate either from the lowly dwarfs or from the stunted hobbits of the Shire, manletspeak can often be overheard emanating from the depths of the manlet pit in your local gym or at the mall, where gaggles of giggling sissy manlets can be detected shopping for high heels, lace panties and training bras.

Lol, look at those silly, girlish manlets squabbling over which dress to put on their new Barbie doll! I think that turbo-manlet over there is about to have a hissy fit and start a catfight! Not sure, I can't understand their manletspeak because I'm not an utterly insignificant little manlet boy.

by ManletDepreciator August 4, 2024