monostache

A man or women whose eyebrows connect and are bushier in the middle than they are normally.

A mustache that is somehow connected to a persons eyebrows

Most people with these have a mullet or think they are a farmer.

Damn Heindl has a big ass monostache

Damn how did that guy get a monostache

by Farmerhater August 28, 2009

monstache

A monstache is a giant, possibly scary, mustache.

Shaun - Look at that guy's huge mustache!
Zack - No dude, that's a monstache! RUN!

by The Owens September 24, 2007

mantachee

The skin between your sack and shaft

I've got a sick rash on my mantachee

by Nolli69 November 9, 2015

mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

by von groovy June 1, 2017

Polkadotted Manstache

severally obese female with addiction to fast greasy food, cheattos, flicking beans in the dark and stomping. beware this creature refuses to wax the stache so some braiding skills may be necessary. In order to quiet the creature one must provide Jimmy's food (anything from the menu is fine bc she'll eat anything). Please report any sightings of the manstache because your life may be in danger!!!!!

Did you see the Polkadotted Manstache? yea i think im blind now

by April 24th May 2, 2007

Masstache

A massive amount of hair on the ass

Someone was pants at the beach and you could see his big masstache.

by macho japo October 7, 2011

Monstache

A monstache is a giant, possibly scary, mustache.

Shawn - Look at that guy's huge mustache!
Zack - No dude, that's a monstache! RUN!l

by JZ7 May 16, 2011