Man Napkin

The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.

Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"
Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."

by zImage October 9, 2008

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Man-napping

Not to be confused with stealing kids (aka kidnapping) man-napping is a slightly insane single middle aged woman stealing hot sexy men, holding them hostage in their apartment.

*After watching frontier on Netflix, planning on Man-napping Jason Momoa . He will be tied up on my couch.
*After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.

by Venomhead December 17, 2018

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Man Nappy

A nappy worn by a man....
Otherwise known as a pair of incontenence pantys.....

You can tell Brittykins wears a man nappy because she has bulges on her usually non-existent bum....

by Nikkikins December 16, 2004

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In my fucking opinion.
They're the tall,smart,funny looking ones.
Usually 90% gay.
They enjoy slapping eachother's asses in school apparently.
They do enjoy Asja Girls too so I'm told.
And 99.99% of the time they be getting horn.
I think they have grudges against Pres Man cuz we all know Pres Man better.
But they can't accept that.
Anyways I would not reccommend dating a naps man.
Cuz they'll always tell u about yr past but never talk about their pasts 🙄🤐

Too sum it up they are munipulative,physco,ugly ass boys who does feel they is all that when they ARE NOT.
dawgggg i swr doh leh dem filters fool allurr😂😂🤣

*conversation between a group of girls*
(from different school btfw)
Devina:Would you all rather a Pres Man or a Naps Man?
A: Pres Man
B: PRES MAN!!!
C: Pres Man all d way
D: Dawg I say Pres Man no capp
E: Ayo Pres Man fs
F: Pres Man fss
U: Pres Mannnn

*based on true past events*😂

by ily.ness December 23, 2021

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