man to hand combat

1.) to masturbate

I was so horny I had some intense man to hand combat!

by PwnNubs May 31, 2009

Man-To-Hand Combat

Jerking off, Choking the Bishop, Yanking your dick until jizz squirts out.

"download 7 terabytes of porn. Prepare for Man-To-Hand Combat!" Chris Cabrera

by Andrew Rojas December 11, 2010

it's time to man up

A common quote founded by the outlaw Jim Raynor. This statement is required when facing the most challenging of odds including ravenous alien creatures hell bent on your destruction. It would have been accepted for Ripley (of alien) to make an utterance of these words in any of the first two movies. Disclaimer: the saying "it is time to man up" may not protect you from any harm and it is most likely you will perish following the statement.

As the demons closed in upon him, Bill looked to his frightened coworkers and stated, "It's time to man up.". He then grabbed his computer monitor and smashed it on the face of one of the creatures. Heroicly, he fought off several more until he was overwhelmed.

by Nebulism September 6, 2015

man to big for your boots

Stormzys sexy af song

Yo, Man to big for your boots

by MTBFYB April 10, 2017

The manliest man to ever man

Flynn O'Reilly is the manliest man to ever man

The manliest man to ever man
"have you seen Flynn O'Reilly?"
"Who, The manliest man to ever man

?"
"Yeah he's fucking metal"

by lo23cem57 October 23, 2019

Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.

Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023

God's Gift to Man

My dumbass way of praising something. My brain no longer works (I am very retarded) so when I like something I now say "______ is really God's gift to Man."

Friend: "You Like that new Donkey Kong Country 2 game?"

Me: "Yeah it really is God's gift to man"

Friend: Damn boy

by Pet Sounder May 28, 2023