Man Tear

When you feel the need to cry, but being a man, one "man tear" falls down your left cheek.

Look on Brayden's left cheek, is that a man tear?

by Imofwg January 28, 2016

Man Tear

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.

We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.

by MAlexB January 10, 2008

man tears

tears cryed from the Japs eye after an encounter with filthy scrubber

(Swansea accent) Christ i bunted that midget last week and been crying man tears ever since. I better get down the docs for some antibiotics before the wizard's wand falls off

by sicknote August 19, 2007

White Man Tears

White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.

The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.

by i<3europeans September 24, 2021

single man tear

Its the perfect tear. One that was created by Jensen Ackles while filming a season of Supernatural.

A single man tear is all I'll spare

by SamWinchestersGirl January 08, 2018

bitter man tears

The product of agonizing sorrow and the only type of crying men are permitted.

Man 1: Bro, did you hear they've canceled the Superbowl this year?
Man 2: I've been weeping bitter man tears all morning.

by Sports Machine Phil August 17, 2011

White man tears

White man semen

She's thinks she's drinking white man tears, but she's really drinking white male semen

by My name is ???? December 11, 2022