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cake man

When a man gets cake it refers to getting women or can be used as getting some ass can also be used as a troll or a hype .
Hey pinny how was your night did you have fun are you the cake man
by Sir yitz January 4, 2021
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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
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Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
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Chocolate Cake Delivery Man

This is an African American male, usually of a dark complexion very attractive usually called to perform sex services. A splackavellie
Hey Hey hey...dont cry baby...the Chocolate Cake Delivery man is here ready to give you that chocolate bar..with that smooth creamy Cocoa Butter...that natural protein to give your skin that morning glow...
by Keovani® October 24, 2007
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Man cakes

When a large (fat) man loses weight, he will lose his Man-boobs. The result will be sagging man breasts known as MAN CAKES. (Similar to a flat-chested woman's PAN CAKES)
My God, did you see that dude over there with the tank top on? He really needs to wear a bigger shirt to cover up those MAN CAKES he has.
by Fred Christensen February 12, 2006
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man cakes

the muscles that bulge out on a man's stomach
i worked out so much today my man cakes are turning into a six pack
by WAGGY12 October 20, 2009
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man caked

The act of being squished by a transport chopper in Battlefield.
by Gryffindor406 September 3, 2016
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