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Mammasphyxiation

Asphyxiation caused by a large breasted woman, assuming the girl on top position, whilst in the act of coitus; with her skinny partner.
Kevin's cause of death was by mammasphyxiation. Jaqueline his well endowed partner was unaware that Kevin was fighting for air.
by Pitman Poet March 19, 2017
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mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.
"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!
by Dave the Sheep July 14, 2010
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repressed mammary

Some titty you done tried to forget.
Them tittys was knockin 2getha 4eva how could he of had a repressed mammary damn they was fine!
by NiraMillson December 21, 2016
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mammary suffocation

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock
Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."
by Ike21 April 27, 2014
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Get manman'w

American boy: Haitians are ugly and eat cat.
Haitian boy: Get manman'w makak led.
by LilZoeVert August 8, 2016
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mammarious

Large-chested; busty. Big boobied.
Maddison is righteously mammarious.
by derpashoo August 13, 2010
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Madman Ogre

A beastly creature that rallies more of its kind to attack and harass women's shelters by leaving dead rats nailed to the walls and slurs written all over the walls. Sometimes it goes through legal means to harass places of healing for women. It also has supported a creature called balldemort in its own campaign to sure Sikh women for not touching his balls.
"Did you see what Madman Ogre said about the vandalism? He said they deserved it!"
by MeaniePooPie August 29, 2019
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