Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.
I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.
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The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.
by Polly Grip March 23, 2010
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The inabilility of those with XY (male) chromosomes to see anything that is clearly in sight. They require a XX (female) chromosome member of the population to guide their eyes to the item within plain view.
Him (while peering inside the refridgerator): Honey, I can't find the mustard.
Her: Stop manlooking. It's right there, behind the milk.
Him: Oh yes, now I see it, there it is.
Her: Stop manlooking. It's right there, behind the milk.
Him: Oh yes, now I see it, there it is.
by antiquelover40 November 2, 2010
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B. A person who is very spontaneous and cannot contain what they want to express
B. A person who is very spontaneous and cannot contain what they want to express
A. <Sara and Julie are talking about stores>
Julie: the sky is so blue right now...
Sarah:WHAT
Julie: I just thought of it...
Sarah: You are such a mafoogling
B.the girl was acting like a mafoogling when she started telling everyone stories from when she was 2 years old
C. Hadas: "Today, i had a nose-bleed (i have a cold so im blowing my nose a lot) and i used a tampon to stop it...IT DIDNT WORK...GRRRRRRRR
............how would you react if someone told you that in persom??"
Mandy: "well if it was u i'd just be like...normal hadas"
Julie: the sky is so blue right now...
Sarah:WHAT
Julie: I just thought of it...
Sarah: You are such a mafoogling
B.the girl was acting like a mafoogling when she started telling everyone stories from when she was 2 years old
C. Hadas: "Today, i had a nose-bleed (i have a cold so im blowing my nose a lot) and i used a tampon to stop it...IT DIDNT WORK...GRRRRRRRR
............how would you react if someone told you that in persom??"
Mandy: "well if it was u i'd just be like...normal hadas"
by LayDas August 12, 2009
Get the Mafoogling mug.A description of moving through the world without being able to adequately see one’s environment, as the cartoon character Mr. Magoo did, which ultimately led to many outwardly humorous but significantly serious and compromising situations.
I watched him laughing and moving easily through the busy open market, not really understanding the true situational danger or how vulnerable he was to be Mr. Magooing it like this!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
Get the Mr. Magooing mug.Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.
Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.
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