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mall trout

Any person who, when walking through a mall, travels opposite the normal flow of traffic (left side instead of the right). Derived from the peculiar mating rituals of trout in which they travel upstream to spawn.
The mall was packed yesterday, and the mall trout didn't make things any easier.
by DownWithGravity April 3, 2010
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Malisaac

"Malisaac" is the ship name between characters Isaac Lahey and Malia Tate on the MTV show, Teen Wolf. Even though they've never met, everyone knows they would be frigging perfect together. It's common knowledge.
"Stalia or Malisaac?"
"MALISAAC - No question"
by Clary Herondale August 12, 2016
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Mall fucked

The process whereby a municipality with thriving small businesses and unique charm is taken over by large chain retailers and restaurants.
"It was a nice little town until the corporations came in and mall fucked it".
by Tuffy Wyoming September 1, 2013
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mall assault vehicle

A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.

The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
by kajoe October 20, 2006
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mall bangs

A popular hairstyle from the 1980's where young ladies would use a whole can of Aqua Net hairspray, along with blowdrying, crimping, and styling hair into monstrously tall bangs. Usually combined with a perm. Also known as fuck me bangs, or mall hair.
"Tina had the tallest mall bangs back in high school."
by spinladen February 25, 2013
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dead mall

An enclosed or non-enclosed shopping facility with a high vacancy rate. Typically redeveloped into other uses, commonly a Wal-Mart Supercenter-anchored plaza.
That dead mall was torn down in 2003 to make way for a new Wal-Mart.
by neurodistortion July 31, 2006
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malestrom

Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.

(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)

Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.
Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"
by iHarteSax June 22, 2011
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