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That’s mahjong

When something occurs that is only worthy of an exclamation that is related to an eastern Chinese game involving tiles and symbols.
John: Yo, I just got married!
Jane: Now that’s mahjong!!
by Long Horse Short Walk October 5, 2021
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two tone malone

A dick that is two different shades of color
Did you know that Danny is packing a two tone malone? It's like a choco vanilla swirl down there.
by BigPPjewce June 29, 2020
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Ghost Malone

Walking away from a conversation at the bar as to give the implication that you’re going to the restroom, then walking straight to your car without saying even so much as a syllable to anybody that you’re leaving. Followed by not answering any calls or texts asking where you are.
Derek: What happened to Drew last night?
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.
by droe1021 September 5, 2020
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Bugzy malone

Bugzy Malone is a great grime rapper
by jjofficialxv October 7, 2016
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PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

This isn't your traditional PMS it's way more than that. Post Malone Syndrome affects both males and females equally. Typical symptoms vary from person to person. The Most Common are Feelings of Paranoia, Psychosis, Richness, Sadness, Coldness, Feeling Like a Rockstar, Having Deja Vu, Falling Apart, Leaving Suddenly, Taking Shots, Feelings of being Up There, Too Young, Sometimes Feeling Whitney, and Seeing Sunflowers.

Other side effects may include: Pleasant dreams, euphoria, erotic visions, and increased libido.

There is no cure for Post Malone Syndrome PMS. It takes over your life then you start taking Zack and Codeine.
PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

Anita: Hey Leon, I think I have PMS because I'm feeling like a Rockstar at times then I Fall Apart . Sometimes I ask myself why don't you love me.
Leon Dechino: That's sick, why would you tell me that?!
Anita: No, not that type of PMS... I mean Post Malone Syndrome.
Leon Dechino: Ohhhhh, I get that all the time, but my symptom is rare - erotic visions! Take some Zack and Codeine... You'll be better in the morning.
Anita: Thanks Leon!
by AnitaAnu March 28, 2019
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Karl Malone

A former NBA player of the Utah Jazz, played the majority of his career with the Utah Jazz. A multiple member of the Olympic part of the first dream team, and the best team ever assembled. A teammate of John Stockton, the Stockton Malone combination was the best of the combination was the greatest duo in the history of the NBA. Finished his career with the Los Angeles Lakers in trying to win the elusive NBA championship, fell short to the Detroit Pistons. Fell short with the Utah Jazz vs the Bulls twice.
What a great shot?

From Who?
Its by Karl Malone!
by david faustino September 6, 2012
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Maldonized

When one flies by the seat of his pants and results in damage
Holy shit that bolt was maldonized.
by 55Airframes October 24, 2011
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