malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Jack-Mandering

(n). when you intentionally submit multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote, an offense punishable by an eye-poke

(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote

"Did you hear what happened in Miller's class? There was Jack-Mandering afoot in the class vote."

by Aunt Tim February 1, 2022

Malding

When someone is so mad they start losing their hair, a contraction of mad and balding.

Did you see that stream last night? Chudlogic destroyed Lordofpatriarchy so hard he started literally malding. Lost his last 5 hairs.

by El Mao April 24, 2020

Malding

Getting so mad that you begin to bald which forms malding

bro just 1v4 clutched the other team must be malding

by Smiley'sBBC May 2, 2022

Malding Ginger

A ginger who is mad and balding and easily tilted and angry.

Bailey: "That Darcy kid is such a malding ginger"

by gregmanaru November 10, 2019

Malding

When someone is both mad and balding

Vinny Pistone was malding after the chang gang v the people court case

by FlamemanFTW October 22, 2019

mayhewing

To speak with great authority and conviction on a topic that you know absolutely fuck all about.

Mayhewing: A person who is a know it all on any topic. Creates the impression that he or she has a deep understanding of the topic whilst actually not having a clue. Experienced Mayhewers will secretly consult google during a discussion and use the information gathered as their own.

by Pieletjies June 9, 2018