True story
*Friends are putting on makeup*
Friend #1: What’s makeup?
Me (in my mind): Seriously?
Friend #2: *Tries to define it*
Me: *The exact definition above*
*Friends are putting on makeup*
Friend #1: What’s makeup?
Me (in my mind): Seriously?
Friend #2: *Tries to define it*
Me: *The exact definition above*
by Trashing stardust July 12, 2019
Boyfriend: wyd
Girlfriend: doing my makeup I look ugly without it. Bf: looks don’t matter. Gf: talks more than an hour about how she looks good with makeup on.
Girlfriend: doing my makeup I look ugly without it. Bf: looks don’t matter. Gf: talks more than an hour about how she looks good with makeup on.
by Bobby terretino March 18, 2018
Makeup is a blur of looking over yourself even if you think your not beautiful... but you are and even if you do wear makeup that’s fine but to Devine yourself over in colored paint isn’t right. It’s fine to wear makeup but not 24/7 to not show others you so think of what you are in a good way and take my advice and go up to someone you love and say “you know what I’m feeling cute today”.
by Hockeystar13 December 01, 2019
GIRLS (or boys, you do you boo) you shouldent give 2 fucks about what other people think about you look. If you like makeup, wear it. If you think it’s dumb and takes too long, then don’t. I don’t care and neither should anyone else. Go bare, go glam, do a little, do a lot. It’s your face, right?
Makeup~ a art, and expression, and just one way to look hella good!
Jessica: Why are you wearing that?? Like you look ugly with it... you have natural beauty, you should embrace it! And plus nothing matches and it’s barely blended!! What. A. Sin.
Me: Jessica, for lack of better words, fuck off bitch.
Jessica: Why are you wearing that?? Like you look ugly with it... you have natural beauty, you should embrace it! And plus nothing matches and it’s barely blended!! What. A. Sin.
Me: Jessica, for lack of better words, fuck off bitch.
by @SassySpoon November 20, 2017
by shut.the.fuck.up May 10, 2015
i love makeup
by f*ck_b*tches_get_money February 02, 2018
I look like shit! I better put some makeup on my face to look less shitty.
Her makeup looks like shit!
Her makeup looks like shit!
by Mr. Nivlac February 21, 2013