Maiden

Something you don't have.

Maiden

by Maidenless Tarnished April 12, 2022

Maiden Oil

pussy juice

Son: "My finger has a cut!"
Dad: "Stick it in some Maiden Oil!"

by zugzwang3 September 4, 2010

maiden's piss

Aussie Slang for Cheap White Wine (circa 1970's - 1980's)

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by Peter Jackson's May 8, 2017

maiden tag

someone's virginity, aka losing their maiden status

trevor lost his maiden tag in whorehouse.

by Fruitermelon July 16, 2007

maiden call

The first call made with a telecommunication device. The call is usually made to someone of personal importance or if the device was a gift, the person who gave the gift.

Term first used in Seinfeld the episode of The Outing.

Jerry: I got a dial-tone! Ok, this is the maiden call.
Kramer: Wait, wait I want to get the first call.

by Jesadrperez January 17, 2009

maiden's head

A women's virginity often meaning the hymen.

I broke her maiden's head and took her virginity. She let me break her hymen. It was great.

by UrbanDatingIsAMyth August 4, 2020

Maiden's Virus

Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles

Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!

by Michelle A. Richardson June 10, 2008