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magister

A pimped out latin teacher who always has a 5 o'clock shadow and yells Salve, gives out blow-pops and jolly ranchers to knowledgeable people. Spawn from an egg in a cave in Rome.
Salve!!!!!, Magister!!!!!
Come my friends......
by bigumz November 28, 2004
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Moses Magoo

A noun or a verb.

A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.

This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.

To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.
A true Moses Magoo, Charlie never sees beyond his nose while fidgetting with his cellphone and walking against the flow of traffic.

The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.
by Cassiodorus September 18, 2012
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Useless, shitty, trash folder that was created when a macOS user create a zip file
Windows user: "STOP INCLUDING YOUR SHITTY __MACOSX FOLDERS EVERYTIME YOU ZIP FILES FFS >:("
macOS user: "Huh?"
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Mago

Girl group GFriend’s new song. A really catchy retro song in the 80’s disco genre, dare I say the best disco comeback this year? If you were looking for the dictionary definition it means magician a/o sorcerer.
Mago makes me want to get rawed in a club bathroom with the scent of vodka and poppers in the air
- Buddy twt
by Onceland November 14, 2020
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Maggsied

1. To drink untill the point of blacking out yet some how not. Generally results in forgeting about the entire night.

2. Wanting to get drunk.

3. Getting a party started by drinking.
Person 1: last night was a great night.
Person 2: WTF!! how Maggsied were you?

I'm getting so maggsied tonight to forget today.

Large group of people shouting: LETS GET MAGGSIED!!!
by Mr thingogo January 13, 2011
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Magodie

Very large, impressive, awesome,great
That Hummer is a magodie of a car. That babe has magodie tits
by Vincent Fook August 7, 2006
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Magnoshmeetive

The moment when you realize the dick is actually bigger than he said it was, the first moment a pure joy.
Rachel had a magnoshmeetive moment when he told her he has a super sausage.
by Nonstopthot101 February 9, 2017
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