Magikarping

Dating an ugly person that you hope will one day become beautiful

Willis: Dude, your girlfriend is a 6, at best.
Lamar: Yeah, I'm just magikarping right now. Have you seen her mom's rack?!

by Shire Straits September 15, 2018

Magikarping

A guy who try's hard to get with ladies "flailing" his dick around like magikarp in the Pokémon games and ultimately ends up failing and having to "splash" himself.

Gary got no ladies at the bar looks like he's magikarping tonight

by Mysticdragon420 May 27, 2017

Magikarping

When you take a fish and you put it inside your ass, while getting yourself wet. While the fish is inside you attach jumper cables to your nipples and shock yourself and the fish. While screaming you don't have enough badges to train me

That guy over there is magikarping

Yo vincent can you help me start magikarping

by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025