matzah fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matzah fever.

by thaHNIC December 9, 2008

spicy matzahball

A very sexy, but plump, Jewish girl. See also spicy meatball

Dovid, have you seen the curves on Ruchel?! She is one spicy matzahball!

by Klyapsus April 11, 2008

Matzah

The Jewish equivalent of the slang term "cracker". As the Jewish people are not "white" per-se, they cannot be called crackers. Hence, they are their equivalent of crackers; Matzah.

Man Bumsteinman thinks he's such an OG but that kid is fucking MATZAH.

by Nesbit January 3, 2008

Hiding the matzah

A term derived from the traditional practice of hiding the middle piece of matzah which is saved for dessert (afikoman) during the Jewish passover dinner (seder) for children to find and exchange for money (gelt).

As innuendo, "hiding the matzah" is common parlance for having sex (the "matzah" being the male phallus, the "hiding" being done in the femal vagina).

Thanks, but I think I'll be doing a little 'hiding the matzah' myself that night -- double mitzvah, if you know what I mean.

by miguellisimo May 5, 2011

Matzah/Matzo

1. Unleavened bread, replaces the 5 forbidden grains during Passover (Wheat, Spelt, Barley, Rye, and Oats/two rowed Barley)

2. A song on JibJab

1. Moses created Matzah during Passover

2. Matzah!

by Sir Tiki June 29, 2005

happy maelah day

Happy Maelah Day is an unofficial national holiday on March 29th in celebration of all Maelah's.

Did you hear that today is Happy Maelah Day?

by PEMSONTOP! March 29, 2021

Matzah Moment

When an event occurs that's so incredible, it deserves a little celebration with some Matzah.

Mike: My wife left me.
Jake: That's a Matzah Moment
Mike: I hate you

by Epic Cone May 10, 2021