malvern

A small town in the central western region of England. Once known for it's healing waters, now known for an interesting demographic mix of old age pensioners, hippies and chavs.

malverner # 1: Fuckin hell bo! Two's on that fag!
malverner # 2: Fuckin off ya cunt, I'm going down the retail park to show off me new shop mobility cart.

by Dolph69 April 14, 2006

malvern

The ghetto of Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Known for its many shootings and stabbings a year and the many rape victims who had to move to other regions because of death threats. Can also be called "THE HOOD".

"o man. i went to malvern and i came back with 12 bullet holes in my car"

by POPOPO August 1, 2005

malvern prep Library

A School that recently screwed its students by blocking the website www.proxy.lostactions.com

"The Malvern Prep Library is stupid now because they blocked some websites"

by JT SLOPPY JACKOS May 10, 2005

Malvern Prep

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by hot malvern boy toy March 13, 2005

Malverne

Super small wealthy town by the south shore of Long Island. A bunch of Irish people who know how to party hard. All the teens hangout in town and it’s not uncommon to see a pile of 20 bikes outside of Angelo’s pizza. There’s really only one busy road in malverne and that’s Hempstead Ave, which isn’t that busy. Most malverne kids go to catholic school but the public school kids and the catholic school kids all hangout together. All the boys wear khakis with Nike sneakers while the girls wear their hair up, nike elite socks, and sweatpants. There are about 10 public parks all within walking distance. Malverne is only a few minutes away from the water so during the summer if a malvernite is not in malverne, they’re in Long Beach. Most malvernites are Catholic and when you walk into Our Lady of Lourdes Church, you see the same people you’ve been seeing for ever, no one new. Everyone knows everyone and there’s a strong community vibe in malverne.

- Hey what’s going on tonight?

- I heard there’s a party in malverne tonight

- Hell yeah! Those malvernites know how to party!

by Reviews101 April 21, 2018

Malvern

Town in southeastern Pennsylvania located about 20 miles east of Philly. The Borough of Malvern is home to 3,500 geriatrics who all go to 1 pharmacy, 1 convenience store, and 47 antique stores. The borough is about 1 square mile but all the business is located in one half, the blacks have their section and the rich have their place (though they seem to be taking over the black sections). People think they are from Malvern, but most are retards because Malvern mailing address is the size of Cuba. Also sometimes referred to as bumblefuck, PA

1. "We're rich and Catholic! Let's move to Malvern"
2. "We're black and Baptist! Let's move out of Malvern"
3. "We're old! Let's die in Malvern"
Uh, DERP!

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 20, 2004

Malvern Prep

a homosexual rich school where guys exchange rim jobs

my anus is sore from visiting malvern las t nite, and my wallet is now empty

by Malvern is gay May 6, 2005