motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

by Brian January 20, 2005

meantastic

Something that is funny in concept but downright horrible if actualized.

“Michael, did you see that flyer for a lost pet?”
“Yea, I saw it Allison, I can't stop thinking about how funny it would be to arrive at the pet owner’s home, tell them you found their pet, and then when you see the look of relief in their face, hand them a bucket of coyote shit mixed with fur.”
“Michael, you’re so Meantastic”

by FrogLegStew August 8, 2015

mantastic

A man who is fantastic. It describes a man who is equal parts tough and sexy. He isn't to be mistaken with the overly masculine man. He is an attractive man who is an eye catcher and oozes charisma.

"I was at the club the other night dancing with this guy. He was fuckin' mantastic. We were bumping and grinding all night. He gave me his number. I think I'm gonna have to hit that shit."

by ChanLynn January 21, 2008

mamtastic

Adj. Characterized by otherworldly voluminousity or by some trait or traits suited to breasts of one's ultimate fantasies. Conjugation of mammary and fantastic.

Damn! Homegirl has got some mamtastic breasticles!

by beer snob August 22, 2006

Masktastic

a covid 19 girl who is pretty until she takes her mask off

yo daniells, that girl is hot. No lou, I saw her without her covid mask. She's just masktastic

by argo July 11, 2020

Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.

"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."

by Urban Andy February 1, 2009

matchstick man

Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.

Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.

Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.

Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.

by anonymous201000 July 22, 2010