Full McIntosh

A sex act that involves getting pegged while having a pair of hoop earings tightly twisted around the testicles.

Jon is so much into being a submissive now, I hear the only way he can cum is when Anita gives him a Full McIntosh

by PiddyX April 2, 2015

Macintosh Hoe

When you see a girl with an ass that looks like someone took a bite out of the Macintosh logo

Straight after being rejected that nigga found himself a Macintosh hoe

by FatherStrech12 September 21, 2018

Macuntosh

Cuntifying brilliant creation of Steve Jobs by his gay succesor

They just launched a new Macuntosh with Apple silicon

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

hackintosh

a PC-clone that has had its operating system replaced with OS-X, making it effectively a cheaper, upgradeable Mac able to interface with most PC peripherals.

If that new lightweight Dell has the grunt to run OS-X, I might have to get one as my hackintosh at home.

by 5ynic July 16, 2007

Sweaty Macintosh

The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.

Stay out! I'm trying to Sweaty Macintosh over here!

by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2010

Macintosh sucks

'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.

Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.

by Blakpik Aks November 1, 2013

macintosh4josh

The most fucking annoying, retarded piece ever created. also his videos are shit.

G:hey, wanna see a shit video?
B:yeah ok?
G:just go on macintosh4josh's channel on youtube and watch his mac book advert.

by manny12345 October 21, 2011