Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Machead

A person who loves Mac Miller and his music.

Guy #1: Bro you go to Mac Miller's concert last night?
Guy #2: Hell yea dude, you know I'm a Machead!

by Nwscott June 29, 2016

Machete

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

paper mache

When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.

You: I forgot to remove the pieces of Kleenex from my dick..

Girl: Is that paper mache?

by JustRob September 13, 2009

big macher

Hybrid english-yiddish term for big shot. A man who is (or thinks he is) really important. Usually refers to someone who is showing off in some way.

So, I hear Jerry bought himself a BMW. With his blonde bimbo girlfriend and his fancy-shmansy lifestyle. He thinks he's some sort of big macher.

by Lotusflower March 3, 2007

Machuchu Party

Noun. When a group of kids put their underpants on their heads and run around yelling.

Less commonly, when a group of men who've been drinking do the same thing.

On 30 January a bunch of guys checked in beers while wearing their undies on their heads. They claimed it was a Machuchu Party.

by Dog Bolter January 30, 2021

machete

spanish word for fucking big ass knife

dude isnt that fucking big ass knife you have a machete

by vayne arelius February 13, 2010