St Machar

St Machar is the best school in Aberdeen

All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,

Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE every single week (most likely with Tyler Rust getting battered)
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.

Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.

I go to St Machar Academy

by CuntFucker87 February 7, 2021

Pirate Macauley

Pirate Macauley is a vicious pirate who roams the severn seas. He is the most fearsome pirate in all the land and is incredibly terrible. He plunders and pillages many peoples land. As soon as you see him you should get away as soon as possible.

"Pirate Macauley pillaged my village!" "Really? You were lucky to survive!"

by Evil Pipe March 1, 2013

Machuchu Party

Noun. When a group of kids put their underpants on their heads and run around yelling.

Less commonly, when a group of men who've been drinking do the same thing.

On 30 January a bunch of guys checked in beers while wearing their undies on their heads. They claimed it was a Machuchu Party.

by Dog Bolter January 30, 2021

Pirate Macauley

The pirate Macauley sex postion. It's a bit like doggy style but where their leg is rotated 90 degrees up into the air and the male, or giver is wearing a pirate hat.

"My boyfriend and I did the Pirate Macauley last night!" "I guess you could say he boarded your vessel!"

"Wow he looks experienced. I bet he's done the Pirate Macauley lots of times!"

by Thorclealmighty March 6, 2013

MacHack

Now known as A.D.H.O.C, MacHack was a conference for Macintosh programmers that began in 1986. Some 'hacks' that emerged from the MacHack sessions were implemented in later versions of MacOS. Recently renamed because of the negative connotations of 'hack' in the media.

Drank some Jolt Cola when I went to MacHack, stayed up all night and screwed up the stack...

by jGNE man November 20, 2004

RubTub Machuggin'

Excessively masturbating until the upcoming event of a raw and bleeding penis. RubTub; being the fun part of the event, and Machuggin; the perseverance to get to that point. This is the step Men achieve past Extreme levels of masturbating to reach a common and difficult nut.

Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.

We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.

"Oh my God! Your foreskin feels like leather!" - Jane
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John

by JugsNRugs April 3, 2011

Machaela

A Machaela is a loving girl with a huge heart. She's always ready to do something and take charge of it. She's very intelligent and a people pleaser. A Machaela has hard times believing in herself and at times needs help from others. But she's a very awesome girl who has many friends.

That Machaela over there really helped me with my friend problems. She's awesome!

by Thegirl04 November 26, 2013