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Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm
Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!
by Aidony October 30, 2010
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Machteld

Machteld is a pretty girl with a lot of craziness.
Everybody needs to know Machteld because she's an amazing friend and you can act normal (read: extremely crazy) with her.
When you think of Machteld you'll become hungry.

Machteld loves dance movies (read: step up) with a lot of boys with beautiful six-packs in it.

A day with Machteld in it is always fun and it gives you the possibility to act like a weirdo and to eat candy like you never ate it before.
When you get to know a Machteld, you will notice that you become more and more strange and weird. This is absolutely normal!
When it comes to men, she's very demanding and it will take a while before she'll find a boyfriend that fits her perfectly.
But unless her boyfriend is Moose, she'll never be completely happy
When you want to hang out with Machteld you absolutely have to be wild and crazy!
Last but not least... If you ever meet Machteld, you cannot tell her hello in a normal way!
You have to give her a fist and blow it up!
Machteld is coming.
I should get some candy!
by Moose_loves_you_;) June 14, 2013
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Macaela

Macaela is a person who acts innocent, but isn't always. She can be a little princess at time, by whinning, but she is a great friend. She is kind and gets along well with others. She can be hyper. If you like a Macaela, she would be a great girlfriend as well.
Friend(Kayla): Macaela, stop being a little princess.
Friend(Isabella): *laughs and falls over*
Macaela: I'm not a little princess! *whinny voice*
Kayla: Stop whinning then! And also you aren't so innocent...
by Zany Girl May 23, 2016
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Macheala

Macheala is an amazing girl who is an amazing best friend. She is pretty, artistic, an athlete and is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. This is a name pronounced Ma KaHl A
Wow I wish I could date macheala!

I know right she's the total package!
by Josie Lee January 24, 2014
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Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018
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machalavian

"I never went to school so I spell it 'machalavian'"
by Machiavelli(TTB) March 28, 2005
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Machead

A person who loves Mac Miller and his music.
Guy #1: Bro you go to Mac Miller's concert last night?
Guy #2: Hell yea dude, you know I'm a Machead!
by Nwscott June 29, 2016
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