Macaroon

A really sweet person in your life that you love a lot

"I love Chris so much, he's my macaroon "

by Mvarmylove August 30, 2017

Macaroon

A vagina that resembles a macaroon.

She has a macaroon pussy.

by Jeff Stacey February 23, 2019

macaroon

Rhyming slang for 'coon' - a term of abuse for black people.

The party was just full of macaroons, so we left early.

by Sandy M. December 15, 2005

macaroon

A person passionately biased toward Apple Mac hardware and software.

That macaroon thinks Safari is the best Web browser!

by ifart April 6, 2011

Macaroon

The worst fucking cookie in the entire world.

Nick: “I fucking hate macaroons!”
Sydney: “why?!?”
Nick: ahhhhhhhhh!

by Scout was fat. February 15, 2018

Macaloon

When someone loosely agrees to your bet, but then won’t provide concrete confirmation. If the wager wins, they’ll say they never put it in. However, if it loses, you are expected to pay in full. Normally, this person is prompt with both phone calls and texts. Yet, when even a modest wager is introduced, they will begin a weird game of cat & mouse, often not responding for hours. You are then, consequently, left not knowing whether your bet has been locked in.

(Guy 1) Hey Man! You won your bet!

(Guy 2) Yea...about that, I’m not really sure if I did or not.

(Guy 1) Ohhh no, you got macalooned, huh?

(Guy 2) Yep.

by The Knight of Right November 29, 2020

Greasy macaroon

When a man ejaculates on a partner's breasts, and she/he proceeds to rub her/his nipples sensually against his using the cum as a lubricant

"Oh baby, come closer so that I may give you greasy macaroons"
"Sounds good."

by Wishiwaswitty June 2, 2015