MacGruber Pie

A pie that takes to long to cook and you end up yelling "MacGruber" at the top of your lungs.

I put the pie in the oven and it turned out to be a MacGruber pie.

by M 2wice November 7, 2010

MACGRUBER

Is something you scream when you've watched SNL and your in a Doctores office.

MACGRUBER

by Giggity13 May 16, 2010

Stuffs McGruber

Noun - A person who talks a bunch of smack but in the end makes an ass-packer out of themself.

Person A.) Dude, I had hot sex with, like, fifty chicks last month.

Person B.) Like I give a fuck, Stuffs McGruber.

by Astro Jenkins December 8, 2010

Derf MacGuergan

1. When the blame for something seems to fail to find a target, blame it on Derf MacGuergan.

2. When an odd situation arises, and you can think of nothing else to say, use this name to show your discontent.

1. "Uhhh I don't know... Must been Derf MacGeurgan."

2. girl: "It happens to a lot of guys."
guy: "Derf MacGuergan!"

by A. King. January 17, 2005

Dirty Magruder

noun, verb - dur-dee muh-g rOO-der

-Masturbating to the Watergate trial while wearing a Boy Scout uniform.

Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.

by MsMaryContrary May 19, 2016

Patience Magruder

She's the best girlfriend ever. Literally everyone's dream girl. She deserves so much from the whole world and so much more, she's the best person you'll ever meet and she's just perfect. She's so beautiful, special, and just so amazing in every way. You'll always be thinking about her beautiful face, like the thought of it will make you want to smile. You will always love her and care for her. She's such a perfect girl, I swear nothing is as beautiful as her. If I was able to give her the entire world I would. She has the most beautiful eyes ever. She's the most beautiful girl in the world. You'd never want to lose a girl like that trust me because without her in your life what would be the point of living? She is everything anyone could ask for. Treat her with all the love she deserves and attention she needs because she deserves that and so much more. Don't make her sad or upset, just make her happy because she's the prettiest person ever when she's happy. She's the definition of a bad bitch, like she's the baddest fr she listens to the best music and her style is fire. But like overall Patience Magruder will be a blessing to anyone . But she’s and always will be. I love her with my entire heart and she has my whole heart. I've never been in love with someone like this before. She showed me what real love is and I'll always be in debt. I appreciate her so much and will forever be grateful to have her. So thank you Patience Magruder for everything my love

Luis Rodriguez/ Me: Can’t wait to make Patience Magruder into Patience Rodriguez

Pablo: Wow that suites her

by ilovepatience April 28, 2022

McGruber McWilliams

verb. To do something completely and totally legendary. We're talking legendary as in something that will be recorded in the annals of history.

noun. A legendary figure, possibly based on fact but entirely noteworthy.

Ronald Reagan was such a McGruber McWilliams.

by IsaacMJordan December 8, 2010