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a penguin invaded my dern school

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by killerkid123 November 12, 2019
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not in my christian catholic school

A phrase used when an unholy act has been conducted in your vicinity and you would like it to be stopped

Can also be substituted with:
not in my Christian catholic household

Is usually used in the context of a joking manner unless it comes from the nun at your private school, and then be prepared for a firm ruler to the hands
ex1)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference*
Me: not in my christian catholic school !!!!!!!!

ex2)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference in my home*
Me: not in my christian catholic household !!!!!!!!

ex3)
Stupid me: *wears a skirt 4.5cm instead 5cm of the ground*
Psycho nun: NOT IN MY CHRISTIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOL !!!!!!!!! *pulls out ruler*
by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 26, 2018
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my little house school

literally the worst place u could ever think of . mlhs is full fake bitches who think that they're so popular and cute but in fact they're actually just insecure pieces of shit that go around gossiping about everyone just to fill the void inside them. the school is basically a shit hole that thinks it tops and outstands every other school in jeddah when in real life there isn't one successful student there except for a couple girls in seventh grade of course . The principal of the secondary section is extremely full of herself and thinks that she can boss everyone around like they're her servants (including the students btw ) She forbiddes anything and everything because in her mind that's what proper education is like , moreover its a complete waste of money. She also has a little side chick (she's a teacher) that she's taking full advantage of but oh well. Basically everything is horrible from the uniforms , students , education , teachers , principals all the way to the building itself . if u have eVer considered transferring schools to mlhs , think again . please .
concerned student looking for proper education : Have you ever heard of my little house school ? , im thinking of transferring there

Me : * even more concerned for the person because they're actually , in fact , asking to die*
by dontactlikeyouknowwhothisis December 29, 2019
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That was my nickname in high school

A phrase that is randomly thrown into a conversation in relation to a completely unrelated statement.

Like, "Thats what she said".
John: "I just got this awesome snow blower."
Former High School Slut: "That was my nickname in high school."
by mdw233 October 24, 2011
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School -- waste of my life

just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)
by live to 100 anyway June 9, 2010
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School -- waste of my life

Where u do nothing
where old 50 yr old guys try 2 get u
where semi old women try to seduce u in the arts of lerning literature that u dont give a f**k about
where u space out in 5 minutes
where u get laid in the best ways
cant think of anything
skool is pointless
by JaY - BlaSe December 11, 2003
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