Monday Morning Meningitis

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.

Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.

by Mr. Jacck February 20, 2011

Meningitis

It's where you like men, not vaginas.

"Rick is not just gay, he has meningitis."

by Obamalikesdik August 11, 2009

Maningitis

When a usually effeminate person (i.e. female or homosexual) goes through a period of extreme manliness (i.e. ass kickin, beer chuggin, Chuck Norris)

Sally has a bout of MANINGITIS. She's been cutting down trees, mowing the lawn, going hunting, lifting weights, and punching things.

by crazysanity123 October 1, 2010

meningitis

a very gay thing to catch, according to this one fanfic i read.

jack: anthony caught meningitis, he’s out for the rest of the week

david: hmm.. that’s interesting. sean, the town gay, has meningitis too... you know what that means
jack: yeah, he deffo caught the disease from him ewwww
david: that’ll teach him to get off his knees for once and earn a living like us REAL men!1!1!

by news_hoe December 25, 2020

niki meningitis

it is when you are addicted to niki minaj songs

my son has niki meningitis, is he gay?

by yeezy_teezy June 14, 2021

Spinal Meningitis

It really got us down.

"Spinal Meningitis really got me down..."

by Oriyirah March 13, 2022

Housing Meningitis

Housing Meningitis (noun) A phrase used to describe a drawn-out state of frustration where repeated planning and decision-making lead to little or no progress. Housing meningitis is especially common in situations where things appear active but remain unresolved.

Getting this essay done is like getting housing meningitis

by qortors June 16, 2025