mule

n. Pharmaceuticals courier.

Dude, Pedro the mule just checked in. Let's 420 !

by D'emon November 7, 2002

mule

To carry, in one's anal cavity, any contraband, i.e. illicit drugs.

"Jorge muled the baggie of yeyo across the US border, but his anus hurt afterwards."

by Anthony Jaketti February 3, 2005

Mule

A word used to describe something disgusting.

Person A: Did you get a look at her face?
Person B: yeah, she's MULE!

Person A: I just threw up!
Person B: That's MULE!

by omso February 19, 2011

mule

Someone that is generally incompetent. Opposite of a thoroughbred.

I don't know how the new director got his job. He sure is one dumb mule.

by thaddeus February 5, 2004

mule

To stick false teeth up ones ass, and then later shit them out on a females tits.

I didnt feel like takin her shit so i muled the fuck outta her.

by Cran December 7, 2004

Mule

A mule who is one who underhanded and believes his tricky rephrasing of other people's conversations Is highly amusing. He also has a tendency to lie, decieve and manipulate every situation. He is a lying shitbag. Intellect and intelligence are not one of this asshole's key points. He is shallow, unoriginal and quite the dolt. Everything he says or does is a copy of another person's reality. He is one big second hand duplicate. He does believe that people are stupid and fail to catch on to his "sneaky" and "stealth" ways. But he has been found out. A long time ago. Basically, a twisted asshole in other words

Mule

by love_maiden July 26, 2014

Mule

A husband who works hard during his married life to save and support his wife and family. But upon approaching retirement the wife files for divorce to gain half or more of the marital estate. She used him as one one would a mule until he was used up and she put him to pasture.

Did you hear about Joe, that bitch wife of his used him as a mule and filed for divorce

by Walteraxiom August 10, 2020