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When having intimate sex and your penis goes flaccid for no reason.
I was having sex with my soon to be wife and I received a Mueller and she broke up with me. Then I proceeded to cry to my friend Salinas.
Mueller by Rafael salinas December 13, 2019

mueller it over 

Careful consideration of an issue or a decision that results in a final irreversible decision. During the period of consideration, no amount of speculation, distraction, or pleading or argument is given any credence or consideration with regard to influencing the final outcome.
“Mother, will you please tell me yes or no, will my Bone spurs allow me to dodge the draft?” Answer: “Son I will have to get back with you I have paid our family doctor to Mueller it over.”
mueller it over by Tomazon May 5, 2018

Mueller time 

Time of action by special counsel Robert Mueller. "Mueller time" is a time of reckoning for the American traitors from Donald Trump's inner circle who colluded with Russia to sway the 2016 presidential election in Trump's favor. "Mueller time" can also refer to prison terms served by above-mentioned offenders.
Michael Flynn is threatened with lengthy prison sentence, so he cuts a deal to rat on Trump. Trump says: uh-oh, it's Mueller time.
Paul Manafort was sentenced to 20 years of Mueller time.
Mueller time by dranalog November 17, 2017

Mueller's syndrome 

Chronic fatigue following prolonged self isolation for coronavirus.
Man. Its been a long 4 weeks. I got Mueller's syndrome

Mueller Religion 

The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.
The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers
Mueller Religion by TurdPoo December 9, 2021

It’s Mueller Time! 

When it’s time to redact, POTUS fear is clear...
Hey, you ready for complete and utter governmental chaos? It’s Mueller Time!
It’s Mueller Time! by YAWA March 23, 2019