mtd

Acronym mean "mouth to dick".

Guy 1: "Hey, how'd your date with sara go?"
Guy 2: "Good"
Guy 1: "Did she give you any mtd action?"
Guy 2: "Nah, but some mtd would've been nice though."

by Rick R. March 20, 2006

MTD

A person who's clumsy, slow, and doesn't speak a sentence of correct English.

A person who has MTD never gets a joke, constantly trips over things that's been there forever, and pronounces iron as "i-ron".

by Mai N June 08, 2010

mtd

short for Mountain Dew

Hey, throw me a mtd

by 420 June 30, 2004

MTD

A musically transmitted disease

Person one: LALALALALALA
Person two: Why are you singing that?
Person one: My friend "Bob" gave me an MTD

by AnnaBearr July 07, 2009

MTD

METH TILL DEATH. A term meth smokers use. Not to be confused with M2D METH 2 DEATH.

"I am not a quitter, MTD."

by sweetpuff November 16, 2018

MTD

Mexican thick dick

I was giving my boyfriend a bj when I choked on his MTD.

by Just Another Creep July 07, 2011

mtd

Special human species. Only found on a few places on earth. Some were found at hgb

He´s a mtd

by Wochi March 25, 2004