Momnibus

1. SUV for way to many kids.

2. 4+ seated vehicle for shuttling children/adolescents

3. Nerdy soccer mom ride "Its not a mini van damit!"

Don't call me a soccer mom just because I got alot of kids that have places to be. We dont even play sports in this family. Im a cool mom who likes comics and pop culture...you know cool stuff. I will not drive a minivan damit! Behold my 8 seater Sport Utility Vehicle "Momnibus"!

by Franklicek August 7, 2018

Momnesia

A condition in which memory is disturbed or lost due to having children....

Dialing a phone number and suddenly forgetting who it was you were calling. "I'm sorry, I dialed your number but I have forgotten who it was I was calling due to a bad case of Momnesia"

by Janabanana5 July 15, 2010

momness

Momness means all things mom that cone natural including not being cool.

She has a total momness auroa

by Magicman0982 August 23, 2017

Momnipotent

Adj.
When your mom acts like she knows everything

mom: "dont think i dont know what u and your friends do"
me: "you dont know me, quit acting so Momnipotent"

by brobi-wan-kenobi October 22, 2010

MSOOMN

An alternative for ROTFL or LMAO. An acronym for Milk Shooting Out Of My Nose.

You: What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot.

Cross.

Bunnies!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Me: MSOOMN

by JumboJet1 May 16, 2011

Momniscient

The power your mother displays when you stroll into the kitchen after cutting school and being at your homies house all day playing Fortnite. You are confident that you got away with it...
But mom looks you in the eye and says, "long day at school, dear?"

Tween 1: "How did my mom find out that I cheated on my English quiz? I was so careful not to say anything to anyone, and I erased our conversations about it!
Tween 2: I don't know, dude. I didn't say nuthin'! Maybe she is" Momniscient."

by I8ur3.14 March 28, 2020

momnet

You typed too fast and you just wrote momnet instead of moment.

Good job.

You defined Facebook

User 1: *posts meme in #general

User 2: #general momnet

User 1: *proceeds to mock User 2 for misspelling moment*

by ThatHandleIsAlreadyUsedBySomee March 18, 2021