Mounting the Camel

Fucking a pregnant woman missionary style.

Jim said he was mounting the camel last night. He said it was a hell of a ride but he managed to stay on.

by Ockahm June 16, 2021

mounting and balancing

Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.

One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.

Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”

by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024

Deer Mounting

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun

duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!

by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

Bareback Mounting

Parody of the Academy Award winning movie Brokeback Mountain.

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

by Gary the Great April 6, 2006

Reindeer Mounting

Reindeer mounting is common game played around Christmas time. You and a couple of you buddies go driving through unknown neighborhoods or your own and place stupid light up reindeer on the hinds quarters of the others.

for examples on Reindeer Mounting see sex and doggy style

by Sunshine the Great January 5, 2008

Bareback Mounting

The renaming of the gay cowboy movie by popular conservative radio host Michael Savage.

Someone: Brokeback Mountain was so gay!

Someone else: You mean Bareback Mounting?

by anon_is_anon May 13, 2009