mosquito

the Nazis of the animal kingdom. we don't like them and we don't need them

guy1:that's a fucking mosquito.
guy2: we must get the flamethrower

by 2️⃣👭1️⃣🍵 February 23, 2022

mosquito

Those little bastard fly-like things that swarm at you and ruin the outdoors for canoers.

"Holy s**t! Those little mosquito f**kers just ate my baby!"

by Andrew Snedden September 14, 2003

Mosquito

Annoying little twats that track your carbon monoxide and bite the shit out of you

Person: Fuck i got bit by a mosquito
Person2: Watch out for those blood sucking cunts

by vocal percussion June 27, 2020

mosquito

Someone who buzzes around you, never stopping their chit-chat even when they are asked to, and although their voice and\or subject of discussion is extremely annoying. Being a mosquito is very common in preteens(especially if those maniacs are fucking gifted), but can be found also in adults.

Stop buzzing around me, mosquito!

by P.R. July 18, 2006

Mosquito

A blood sucking insect that makes you like flies better.

Politicians are also mosquitoes

by Azure Dragon February 10, 2010

Mosquito

A girl that wants to date your boyfriend. Although she is not a threat to you, she is annoying and can get under your skin because she will always be buzzing around him. She is generally a girl who always gets what she wants so she isn't shy to flirt with your boyfriend shamelessly even when she knows he is taken. She thinks she can take you down, but like an actual mosquito this girl just needs to be squished.

I can't leave my boyfriend alone for 10 minutes without him getting attacked by those damn mosquitos!

by Craisin February 4, 2013

mosquito

1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina

"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."

by eduardo June 18, 2004