Morale Police

The Morale Police, the guardians of draconian working policies, deny all forms of amusement, smiling and entertainment to the working masses. With their slogan of "Morale, together we'll crack it!" they attempt to drain the workers of any happiness they may have.

Johnny:- "Wow Jimmy, I can't beleive there's no flying! Maybe they'll send us home early!"
Jimmy:- "I do hope so Johnny, That would make me most happy!"
Morale Police:- "You two, go and do this pointless task that I've thought up just to keep you at work longer"

by Stu Moss January 22, 2007

morale gear

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.

Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.

"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."

by dlc671 April 3, 2009

Morale Vortex

Someone who cant see the lighter side of life. Glass half empty kind of person who's whole goal in life is to suck the morale out of every person they meet. Usually the one finding a problem when there isnt one....

Shit dude, stop complaining, you're a flippin morale vortex you are.

by mikeythatsme April 13, 2010

morale drive

A hard drive containing "morale". Used by deployed military in areas where internet is scarce or unavailable. Typically contains movies from last year, though often will contain porn as well. Often kept hidden amidst enlisted members, as command typically believes morale to be "unprofessional"

"Any chance we can get better porn on the Morale Drive?"
"What? Aren't the bootleg movies we bought from the locals good enough?"

by Thatguynels22 March 3, 2017

Morale booster

Someone who gets people's hopes up with talk about unity and peace. Someone who gives people a false sense of morale, which doesn't really do anything for them.

At least if the guy/girl who wasn't a morale booster/motivator wasn't going to do anything for anybody else, he didn't lie to them to make them feel like everything was going to be better than it was. Lighting a fire under somebody's ass is really just a way to get somebody else do what you want them to do, or be in line with your agenda, and being a morale booster/motivator is not much different.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2021

morale booster

military name for a hoe.

dam she cute but i heard she the barracks morale booster.

by militarynigga June 1, 2011