Mom

The reason why I haven't starved to death.
Yet.

Me, to my mum: "No, mommy, please don't make me move out of the house!
Who will cook food for me and make my laundry and read me bed-time stories and kiss me on the cheek whenever I get a boo boo?
Wa-wa-wa-crying noises-wa!"

Mom by Commodore Muffincakes August 2, 2010

mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

Where would you be without your mom?

mom by j0813 January 8, 2005

Mom

She is the best woman in the entire world. Although she can sometimes get on your nerves, and will sometimes fight with her, you love her with all your heart.

But if you miss a call from your mom, get ready to go to the Gulag.

Mom by Master Of Nations December 6, 2020

Mom

somebody you do not sexualize

my mom is killer thicc; amirite?

Mom by get off your phone, John November 6, 2018

mom

someone who gave birth to you.

"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."

mom by Santa November 26, 2002

mom

The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.

Dude my mom kicked my ass when I blew snot all over her new dress.

mom by jdoggydog July 22, 2003

mom

One who gives birth to you and has to care and nurture your stupid ass until you are 18 or 40.You will never know.
The most used comeback.

Dave: Hey, what are you doing this summer, Jeff?
Jeff: Your mom *laughs like a dumbass*.
Dave: Idiot...

mom by Es34 May 6, 2008