Mohan

The name Mohan, if you're name is mohan then you probly are one of the best friend you're friend's have, you probly say nigger hell-a-lot and are probly Asian.
Dude: Bro this guy has such a great friend
Other dude: Yeah i know right? He's such a Mohan!
by Someone. -. July 05, 2020
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-verb. To make plans with somebody and then cancel them at the very last minute, usually when the other person is already at the spot, because you're either too drunk or you have some other awful excuse
We had plans to watch the De La Hoya fight and now you're gonna show up with your girlfriend and say you gotta go watch the Golden Compass? How you gonna mohan me like that?
by OoTheTruthLikeAI September 11, 2010
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A sex act where a man pretends to have wolverine claws but they are penises form other men giving them pleasure.
Joe gave half the rugby team a Mohan
by jonkus February 08, 2014
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Mohan

A person with a head that looks like a blueberry.
Oh my god! look at that head it is a Mohan.
by mccallum susimposter March 12, 2021
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A lazy ass dude who may be good at one thing but is horrible at the rest. For example he could be good at riding a bike but bad at riding a dick
Dude he is such a mohan
by Onelazyassegg April 26, 2019
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wallah this guy talks too much chamak level 15 wahad look this dub khaneeth what will he do. sah buzz ya rayal fix ya rayal. 300 red report wallah too much
"He's been suspended so many times, why hasn't he been expelled?"
"Because he's local man, you can't expel Mohaned"
by THECYKA June 06, 2018
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Mohan

A guy named Mohan who moans day in and day out. But nevertheless is a based guy and is in company of chads. Is a gay though.

Some people with this name are totally beta. For eg. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, a beta pacifist cuck who would agree to take in 25 circumscised shlongs in his mouth for exchange of gulabi.
Mohandas was a beta cuck.
by ssaannii October 18, 2021
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