Merf

A Hawaiian local slang word for a large muscular guy or gal.

"Whoa bradda, the kine is merf!!"

by 774life February 1, 2009

merf

The orgin of merf came from a 25lbs siamese cat named Oba in 1989. This cat would make the sound when happy, sad, being lazy, or just walkng around.

The group of kids around Oba started to mimic the cat in saying merf and it spread from there as a nonsense word that can mean anything, yet nothing.

For verification, search usenet posts back in the early 90s, and Northern Lights BBS.

Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: merf

by Zolon May 17, 2006

merf

1. the sound an irate or horny penguin makes
2. a fuzzy beep

a)
Penguin 1: wanna fuck?
Penguin 2: Merf!

b)
Dude 1: Yo, that car just totally merfed at me.
Dude 2: Dude brah, that's merfed up. Pass the bong.

by Douglas J. Kozlowski August 19, 2006

merf

A thought that you are unable to properly formulate to words, or is indescribable.

I had a thought, but it's a merf, so I have no way to tell you what it is.

by V. Hoelzer January 1, 2004

Merf

A statement, used to ensue displeasure in something.

When I was asked by my therapist how I felt, Only one response came to my mind, "merf.".

by Stargazer1738 June 17, 2017

Merf

A merf is the wedgie women receive when underwear goes between the flaps of the vagina.

I need to go to the bathroom to fix this Merf.

by djmc1234 February 13, 2017

merf

a pre-meow

My cat said "merf" right before she launched into a meowfest.

by frogofthegleefultreevariety January 11, 2022