melania

Can be a nice person but is mostly so self absorbed that she hurts everybody around her without knowing or excepting that she is doing so. She can be spiteful and hateful out of her own pains and usually doesn't care what other people think. She can also be someone to watch out for when it comes to your bf, she wants what she cant have and when she does have it she breaks it like an old toy. Beware or Melanias

Omg She is Such A Melania!

by SH2012 November 22, 2011

melania

pertaining to black

1. The car was melania.

2. The dresser had a melania tint.

by melnea369 June 29, 2010

Melania

Melania is a good friend and seems very kind at first. Once you get to know her and her character traits you can't really handle it. She gets mad over really small dumb things. She always wants to be the center of attention. Likes stealing people bestfriends. She wants for people to know her and hangs out with popular people to get fame. She will randomly stop talking to you and say that she won't force anyone to talk to them when she was the one that stopped talking to that person lmfao. She's greedy and selfish. Gets annoying a lot. At some point she becomes a fake friend because she she turns all her friends into like her slaves. Tells them what to do and if they don't do it she gets mad and stop talking to them until they apologize. Not the best person to make your bestfriend well at least the one I know. She gets in everyone's business. Tells everyone about her problems then makes it seem like she's the victim. Makes everyone feel bad for her. If she finds out you have a crush on someone then she will go looking for him and steals him from you even though she's crushing on someone else. Doesn't understand funny terms like "thats cap" but only says it to fit in😂. This isn't towards all melania's but it's towards the Melania I know😂. So please don't be offended.

Bro Melania is annoying as fuck.
She gets in everyone's business and talks a lot of shit.
She's chill at times but always wants everyone's attention.

by kapkapkapkapkap November 27, 2019

Melania

An Eastern European mail-order bride sold to a wealthy American man in exchange for a green card. On the surface may seem attractive, but in reality she has a dark, irredeemable soul which makes her ugly. As part of the deal, she performs sexual favors for the man and ignores his darker pedophilic fantasies that he acts out with underage girls provided to him by his pal Epstein.

Look at that snooty group of Melanias having Mimosas at brunch.

by Darkside Dad July 9, 2020

Melania

cleans incredibly and cheaply but can't read and continues to sing the Moldovan anthem

melania is better than chantecler

by anonymous January 6, 2022

Melania

A fat, disgusting pig like creature which often eats its own feces and has no morals and will have seggs with anything and anyone.

Man, you’re such a Melania!

by anonymous September 18, 2023

Mélania

Mélania is a stunning, gorgeous, ethereal goddess. She’s the kind of woman that comes around once in a blue moon. She looks like she walked out of a magazine, striking features, and eyes that penetrate your soul. The most ridiculous thing about a Mélania is that she has the heart and soul to match her striking beauty. Her heart is so deeply kind and warm, she would give you the clothes off her back if she knew it would make your life better. She will nuture and care for you for as long as you’ll allow her, believing every single person is worthy of deep love and care. As your friend she will be sure to celebrate and encourage you all of your days. She is often her own worst critic, believing she can always do more. She is selfless, genuine, and oozes kindness from her pores. She guards her heart, and doesn’t give it lightly. If you find yourself able to court a Mélania, you’ve scored a once in a lifetime chance to know a love unlike any other. She is a hopeless romantic, and a giver. She is this way with friends, family, and the one special person who she will give her heart to. She’s a dream girl. She believes in honesty and integrity above all else. Don’t ever lie to a Mélania unless you want to destroy any sort of trust you have with her — and even then, a lie to her would her hurt more than it would anger her, and she’ll probably still love you from afar. A real one. A unicorn.

Damn, he really won the lottery and scored a Mélania.

She’s such a Mélania, she’s the one you want in your corner - you’ll believe you can do anything.

Are Mélania’s even real?

by justicebri5 November 23, 2021