All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the
weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the
worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the
pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the
turkey, walking the dog, whipping the
willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.