Masterbation

We're a male or a female pleasures them self's in a sex like motion
I am a masterbation expert
by Glittergal_197 October 6, 2017
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masterbator

A person who is a 3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. A masterbator doesn't need physical stimulation all he needs is meditation to be able to complete his task.
Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.

Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.

Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.
by DickDonalds1/4pounder December 16, 2009
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masterbation

The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters
According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
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masterbate

Person A: Yo man I just masterbated to a nigga fucking a bear plush.
Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.
by xexashi69 March 28, 2019
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Masterbate

Will loves to masterbate
by Will is here! March 22, 2017
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masterbating

Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007
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Masterbeated

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.
Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."
by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011
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