Masculine Mayonnaise

An exquisite spread churned out by a man who's been satisfied.

Hey bro!!! Have you been to the deli recently? I think the server put masculine mayonnaise in my sandwich! What a dick!

by Therealguy23 December 19, 2021

masculine insecurity

The moment in every man's life when he questions the size of his schlong. Usually masculine insecurity occurs from anywhere to 3 minutes to a week. But it always goes away (hopefully). Masculine insecurity can be applied to other things as well, but we just mainly refer to those worries as "metro sexually challenged."

Tim: So it all started when I saw Johnny in the locker room holding a stick. Well it turned out it wasn't a stick.
Dave: Then what happened?
Tim: Then masculine insecurity hit me for a good 40 minutes.

by mosarman January 15, 2009

masculine of center

Masculine of center (MoC), which, in its evolving definition, recognizes the cultural breadth and depth of identity for lesbian/queer women and gender nonconforming/trans people who tilt toward the masculine side of the gender spectrum, including a wide range of identities such as butch, stud, non-binary, transgender, genderqueer, androgynous, transmasculine, boi, etc. Very similar in meaning to transmasculine.

The term was coined by B. Cole of the Brown Boi Project.

"Yeah, I'm genderqueer, but I tilt more toward the masculine side. I guess you could say I'm masculine of center."

by astrophytum July 26, 2017

Masculine Wiles

The ability for a man to cook breakfast in bed, after returning from a successful Clay Pigeon Shoot, whilst quoting Shakespeare.

"These are great eggs, Bob, Certainly been working on your Masculine Wiles"
"I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks. "

by ghop56 April 22, 2015

Masculine Reproductive organ

Penis. You Don’t have one.

Someone: Oh no! I don have a masculine reproductive organ!

by anonymous March 24, 2021

masculine urge

A masculine urge(similar to feminine urge) is an urge to do something as a male(or if you indentify as a male).

The masculine urge to pull a will smith and punch that guy who stole all your bitches since you get none.

by that one e-boy March 30, 2022

Masculine Hobbies

Masterbation

I have only one Masculine Hobbies.

I was working on my hobby.

by rumwilly January 20, 2009